I hope God has a sense of humor
thefrogman: Genesis: Chapter 3 20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was. 21 And God said, “Let there be an herb that when set ablaze and inhaled, it shall expand your mind in new and interesting ways. And I shall try this herb right now, while I am creating shit.” And so he did. 22 And God said, “Okay, so, what if… I took a beaver, right? And then gave it a duck bill. Wait, wait, I’m not done. Now… let’s make it a mammal, but have it lay eggs. Dude, this is awesome. What else? Ummm… a venomous foot would be cool. And it should waddle like a retard.” And it was so. God giggled for 30 minutes, ate some Doritos, and fell asleep for a while.  And it was good.

thefrogman:

Genesis: Chapter 3

20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was.

21 And God said, “Let there be an herb that when set ablaze and inhaled, it shall expand your mind in new and interesting ways. And I shall try this herb right now, while I am creating shit.” And so he did.

22 And God said, “Okay, so, what if… I took a beaver, right? And then gave it a duck bill. Wait, wait, I’m not done. Now… let’s make it a mammal, but have it lay eggs. Dude, this is awesome. What else? Ummm… a venomous foot would be cool. And it should waddle like a retard.” And it was so.

God giggled for 30 minutes, ate some Doritos, and fell asleep for a while. 

And it was good.

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